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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:57

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How many couples swap wives?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.